MK: Dey Tambi, you remember I got you out of deep shit when you screwed an underaged school girl, when you were riding high?
Tambi: Yes, Boss, I have kissed your hand and licked your boots countless times, thank you so much. (under his breath swears: Pukimah mamak ini, tak habis-habis)
MK: Now Tambi, you owe me big, it's pay back time. Now listen, here is what I want you to do. Somehow, get somebody who looks like the current opposition leader, who was my assistant, who later inflicted a black eye upon himself.
Tambi: Boss, I might get into trouble.
MK: Don't worry even today's Big Boss calls me Uncle. In case you forget, I still own the reins to manipulate the AG, the Judiciary and the Police. There is no statute of limitations for rape in this country, you can actually get into trouble again.
Tambi: Yes Boss, your wish is my command.
MK: Hey Moohead you are getting old, I know you guys through and through, you want to be PM too. Unfortunately that will not happen as the current DUMNO Dickhead is still endowed with plentiful supply of testosterones. I can make it happen for you.
Moohead: Happen what sir?
MK: You Dimwit, I can make you the new No. 1.
Moohead: New what, sir?
MK: (Thinks: How did this types of a dumbo get up to be this high? Sighs and scratches his head.) Moohead, listen here, I have a plan, it is a win win situation for you. Just listen as all people have in their lifetime to me. No doubt I have held the fort for 22 years, all I have to show for is the loot that I have accumulated. I want to leave a dynasty just as LKY from the Little Red Dot has done. To make this happen my son must be made the DPM.
Moohead (excited and angry): You mean he is taking my place?
MK: No,no, don'tjump the gun, hear me out. If the present Dickhead of DUMNO goes, which is very likely you get to be the Number 1. As the Number 1, you have the opportunity to manipulate just as I have done who will be your next Deputy. If I make it happen for you, will you give me your word that you make my son, Baldyriz, the Deputy?
Moohead: Sure, sir, as long as I get to be the No1 Dickhead of DUMNO, even for a short term. Sir, how are you going to do all this?
MK: Simple, remember Tambi owes me big time. I got him to dig out an old video clip, with a look alike, this was prepared just in case Sodomy 1 and 2 don't work out to my expectations.
Moohead: Phew, no wonder you held power for 22 years. You de Man!
Scene 3 (MK, Tambi and Moohead discussing the plan)
MK: Have you got the video clip with the lookalike?
Tambi: I have done it with two of my friends, one of them looks like him.
MK: Describe your project.
Tambi: Your former assistant, with my friend acting as him, is having sex with a young girl.
MK: Is it in colour or black and white.
Tambi: Nowadays, everything is colorful. Cannot get black and white. I converted it to black and white so that it looks real and people will believe he is your former assistant. Anyway, nowadays it is difficult to get black and white cameras.
MK: The Sarawak elections are on, remember Moohead, you and your Boss went down to Brookeland to ask the old white crocodile aka Pek Moh to step down as he had become a risk factor. Pek Moh, was wishy washy not giving a definite answer. You guys landed in KL, he called for a press conference and dissolved the State Assembly. He actually showed you the middle finger. You and I know we are going to lose big time, this time. We will turn this defeat into victory for us. Sodomy 2 is not going too well.
People are getting sick and tired of the untiring efforts of nailing my former assistant with all these trumped up charges. In Sodomy 1, the going was good as I was the sole Director. In Sodomy 2 we have unimaginative Directors. So this calls for another shocker. People hate the current administration for this. All leanings and support are towards my former assistant, which is bad for us.
This is the best chance to give a killer blow against Dickhead No.1 of DUMNO. When they lose Brookeland, all the blame will go to the present Dickhead No.1 for losing Brookeland. Moohead, you being No. 2, can call for a vote of no confidence in your Supremacist Council. Take over the reins. Then you have the privilege of appointing anyone to be your assistant. You bloody well make sure it is my son.
Before I forget did you recover my Omega watch?