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Sunday, May 11, 2025

Pakistan declared victory over India??


Lost 11 airbases, 9 terrorist camps, millions of dollars of public property, made clowns of themselves in foreign media, lives off of the IMF loans but yeah that's a win by Pakistani standards I guess.

Someone in the chat said "we won pls stop bombing us". In 1971 Pakistan was divided into 2 parts and gave birth to Bangladesh, 95,000 soldiers surrendered, still Pakistani believes they won 1971 war. May they be always be victorious like this. They (Pakistan) also hit 2 UFOs and captured 3 Aliens.

Pakistan: * Getting a Cease-fire is a Victory. * Getting an IMF bailout is a Victory. * Basically Surviving is a biggest Victory.

According to Pakistan they have never lost a war with India. Even though their country was literally divided into two parts in 1971 war (Bangladesh) and a record number of 93000 Pakistani soldiers had to collectively surrender(it's all recorded)....

Somehow they did this mental gymnastics and convinced their population they didn't lose that war. Make it make sense!

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