Let us start of first by taking a look at the towkay's papers. I will start off with Suhaini Aznam. Her opinion is very negative, do not be deceived by her start," Permatang Pauh is Anwar's fortress. This is his land and the popular “Pak Sheikh” is almost assured of winning there, no matter how huge the cannons and how deep the coffers Barisan Nasional brings in." Then she goes all negative about Anwar, here are some of her negative opinionated remarks:

1. Anwar is not as confident of public perception of him today, to risk standing in another constituency.

2. Investigations have been stymied as Anwar has yet to give his DNA sample. His lack of cooperation with the police has encouraged more Malays, in particular, to believe the allegations to perhaps have some merit.

3. Pakatan is an uneasy coalition.

4. The tussle to form the state governments were a prime example of unhappy power-sharing, when it should have been a time of celebration. She forgets to mention about the tussle for Terengganu and Perlis by UMNOputars themselves-edit.

5. Citizens suddenly realised that Umno was not invincible and the Barisan had its faults.He should stop there.On religion and race, they stand on either side of the moon (on PAS and DAP). Like UMNOputars don't demolish temples!-edit

6. One man and his ambitions then, would not be enough to hold the disparate group together.

Then, we have one of the towkay's who did not have the cojones to slam UMNO talking with PAS, Political parties - be it Barisan Nasional or Pakatan Rakyat - should stop inviting each other to join the opposing side as it is confusing the rakyat. MCA soon to be, a has been, secretary-general Datuk Seri Ong Ka Chuan .This guy was actually commenting on this, "Ong, who is also Housing and Local Government Minister, was asked to comment on Perak Mentri Besar Datuk Seri Mohammad Nizar Jamaluddin’s invitation to Perak Barisan Nasional to join Pakatan". Ha, ha, ha nothing on the UMNO - PAS talks.

He had an anal reaction on the Permatang By-election, " Ong expressed disappointment as it came just five months after the March 8 general election. “It is unfair for the voters as the vacancy was done deliberately,” he added, noting that the by-election would incur extra expenditure for the Election Commission and the people. Ong added that although winning the by-election would be a challenge, the Barisan still stood a chance “if we work hard and have proper planning”. Keep on planning mate, just plan to eat "dedak" in the coming elections both at Permatang Pauh and at the Towkay Party's election.

Golden chance for Umno, says Muhyiddin. Yeah,Muhyiddin, Pak Lah might be a sleepy head, you are a dreamer. It is UMNO's golden chance to get buried. His anal comments, "We hope voters in the area would not be influenced by PKR de facto leader Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim who may use the campaign to garner sympathy over the sodomy allegation."

Another person going anal, "Going by Umno traditions, it is the Deputy Umno President-cum-Deputy Prime Minister, in this case Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak , who will lead the battle for Umno in Permatang Pauh, giving the opportunity for sparks to fly." Yep, expect the sparks to fly, I believe it is Anwar who will set the fire, burning Najib with RPK's help.

Our dear PM makes an anal threat, "If he (Anwar) is qualified to contest, he will contest no matter what. There's no problem. We will not stop him. Let him do so. "Both the sodomy case and the by-election have their own due process. The sodomy case against Anwar is still ongoing and when the time comes, it will be for the police and the Attorney-General's Chambers to decide if there is a case."Takutkah? (Are we afraid?) We will not allow him to win without a contest. We will have our own candidate from Barisan Nasional to take him on in the by-election." Then why are you all (UMNOputars) going ape shit over his taunts to take over the government-edit

In Malacca, Umno vice-president Datuk Seri Mohd Ali Rustam said Anwar had been forced to sacrifice his wife for his own political interest and described the move as a ploy by Anwar to divert attention away from the sodomy allegations made against him. This is the guy who disabled comments in his blog, where he loved hearing his own anal voice, refusing to hear all the curses thrown in his arrogant direction-edit

The party's Youth chief Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Tun Hussein said he would not be surprised if Anwar was using this to distract people from the police report lodged against him. Remember this? Permatang Pauh has been a PKR seat since 1999 and Umno is quite desperate to get it back. Permatang Pauh has been the black dot in what is otherwise an Umno-controlled Seberang Prai. Hishammuddin, according to Penang Umno Youth chief Datuk Salim Bari, is convinced that the mood this time around is different.

I saved the best for last,a female MCA bootlicker, very anal, " In Tumpat, Wanita MCA chief Datuk Dr Ng Yen Yen said Dr Wan Azizah had made a mockery of the parliament system by stepping down after she was duly elected by the voters in her constituency.

These are the summary of anal comments that made the news today - edit.